Black Music Clubs In Hamburg

Most of these clubs actually control passport before you are allowed to enter… But…

We had the chance to speak to one 16year old female, who claimed that, the act of showing a passport at the entrance is most of the time fake and sometimes it is just whom you know.

The funky p**y club do not allow Blacks to enter and also less foreigners, but to be honest, if you have the chance to get into this club, i do not think you will ever ever go there any more. The worst part is that, these clubs mostly goes bankrupt in less than 4 years due to bad management and other stuffs. We wondered why a black music club will not allow blacks to enter, we tried to get the owner of the club to talk to, but all efforts yielded negative. Most foreigners were not allowed to enter as well. We also saw a black guy at the entrance(gate man) who was also asking a black guy to move on to the next club.
So we entered this club and well, nothing but bunch of children. Could even say, 12 years old kids could be seen there.
Our next stop was a club which was less famous in the late 90’s. The club was known as Location. Location was also opposite this Funky Pu** Club. Well this club has gone bankrupt and has been shut down.

Our next stop was a club around

Hauptbahnhof

(main railway station), this club is known as Golden Cut. The club is located just closer to the railway station and you just need 5 minutes to get there. This is also a fake Club who claims to be playing Black Music. When we reached the entrance, we saw many people standing outside in a long queue, begging to have the chance to enter this club. We were surprise to see, how humans could humiliate themselves to get into a club.

Well, we had the chance to get into this club. Oh my God!!! The club is also fully packed with 15 year old kids from top to down 18 /19! If you are lucky, then will be 3 or 5 females / Males around the age of 25years, but i will say, 99,9% were only kids!

I then asked myself, why are people trying to get into this club even though there is nothing so great in it. There is nothing new and nothing great in this club. All that you have to do is to pay 5 Euro for a bottle of beer and listen to the crappy house music (they call black music) and see all these little kids running from left to the right with mini rocks. The club got a kicker in one of the rooms and a little room they call VIP room.
Being so curious, i went forward to interview one of the females. Her name was H*** (name excluded), i asked of her age and i was more than surprise when she told me she was since yesterday 15 years old!

I asked her how she was able to enter this club, and she told me, one of the gate guys is a friend of hers. I became more curious, and asked her what kind of friendship? She went on to tell me that, in a form of an affair. Oh Gosh , i stood there with wide eyes opened. One funny part in the whole situation is that, these clubs are not what people think it is. If you have never entered this club, i will ask you not to waist your time since you are not missing anything. 99% people in these clubs, are mostly naive, stupid and new to life just as the gate guys who only have power to display during Fridays and Saturdays..
So, one funny part in the club entrance is, as soon as you reach there, the guy on duty (gate man) will ask you if your name is on the guest list. To be honest, this is the way they use to deny your entrance.

When ever you are visiting Hamburg, there are so many great locations in Hamburg which are better, great atmosphere, beautiful people, nice people and friendly people. But if you are ready to be humiliated, for nothing, i mean nothing….. Then go to these places..

Golden Cut was actually footballers club. Mostly who used to visit clubs in Hamburg, but one funny stuff is:
At the entrance, we saw a footballer and his girlfriend who were denied to enter the club. There was this half German and half black girl, i think her name is Nancy or so, seems like i have forgotten her name .. She is also working at the entrance. She came also with this “Are you on the quest list”… and denied the footballer entrance.

Most of these gate guys are not educated and do not have anything apart from this job where they exercise their power on the needy.

Do not feel bad when these guys deny your entrance in clubs.
Just move on to the next one.

I will do my next week patrol and will inform you more on fake clubs in Hamburg.

Daniela.